The Tulsa Golden Hurricanes went 11-3 last year and won their conference championship. Big deal. They just recruited a 5-month-old golden retriever named “Goldie” to retrieve kickoff tees after kickoffs. Now this is a huge development.
Goldie was a 4-star recruit out of the lower Oklahoma region and is showing signs of improvement during fall camp. She does have short arms, height and maturity issues, but after a few months with the Tulsa coaching staff, she should be on the right track. But she’s mostly adorable. Hopefully she won’t distract the team too much.
A typical 2013 Tulsa scenario:
[After a kickoff]
“Ok, boys. We have to get a score here. If we don’t get a score here PUPPY!!! AWWWWW!”